i just had sex bonerless
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Randomize
