i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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