I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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