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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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