Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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