I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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