Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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