spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm both gender and math confused
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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