dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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