We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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