We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she looked like the before picture.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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