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say what?
wanna hang out?
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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