We're like a lot better than the average bears
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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