He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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