he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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