My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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