I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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