They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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