Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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