it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I smell stomach acid.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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