The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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