Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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