Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I want to be your penis for a week.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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