i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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