wat bout pragnant strippers??
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my being single is dangerous.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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