Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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