Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
my poor anus
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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