i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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