i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
