you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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