Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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