I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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