watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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