life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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