He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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