Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
