12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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