I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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