I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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