Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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