me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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