i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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