This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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