i already hear my dad disowning me
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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