super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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