idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't turn off my feet"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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