Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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