Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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