this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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