Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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