do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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