Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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