Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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