Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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