Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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